The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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