I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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