before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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