He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
