Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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