so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
