The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ok first of all what the fuck
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