people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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