She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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