Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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