im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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