is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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