I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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