some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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