If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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