I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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