All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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