This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
