Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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