nut hugger
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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