Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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