I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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