Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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