sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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