she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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