Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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