don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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