Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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