glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I look better un-naked...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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