there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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