I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.