it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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