4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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