Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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