It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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