thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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