I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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