He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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