that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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