you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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