Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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