I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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