I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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