yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
People in love make me want to vomit
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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