A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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