Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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