i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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