you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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