Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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