; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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