You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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