try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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