Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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