thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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