saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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